• Me, talking about whatever I'm hyperfocused on: *very excited and happy to talk about said thing, is genuinely enjoying the conversation*
  • Friend: *says nothing, does not respond, doesn't react in anyway*
  • Me, wringing my hands nervously: so um, anyways, let's talk about Normal Stuff(TM)
  1. Date Posted Icon 7th October 2017
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surprisebitch: “cartridgefucker: “ lakechampagne: “ phoneus: “he lived with a man for a good decade so ” newton was a gay sugar daddy pass it on ” my physics teacher in highschool and college physics prof both talked about how he had a forbidden love... surprisebitch: “cartridgefucker: “ lakechampagne: “ phoneus: “he lived with a man for a good decade so ” newton was a gay sugar daddy pass it on ” my physics teacher in highschool and college physics prof both talked about how he had a forbidden love...

surprisebitch:

cartridgefucker:

lakechampagne:

phoneus:

he lived with a man for a good decade so

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newton was a gay sugar daddy pass it on

my physics teacher in highschool and college physics prof both talked about how he had a forbidden love w his pal fatio lmao

wow physics and calculus are gay pass it on

  1. Date Posted Icon 7th October 2017
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  • <p> <b><b></b> <b></b> KID :</b> mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed<p><b>MOM :</b> that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!<p><p/><p/></p>
  1. Date Posted Icon 7th October 2017
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frankpagmanua: “ stanleighhh: “ honeychaigoddess: “ canadianbrownsugar: “ diamondallycha: “ clatchetuniversity: “ foxymamma-jamma: “ jehovahhthickness: “ How I want my bank account to look like by 25. ” Claiming it. ” Waaaaay up 🙏🏾 ” 11:11am on the...

frankpagmanua:

stanleighhh:

honeychaigoddess:

canadianbrownsugar:

diamondallycha:

clatchetuniversity:

foxymamma-jamma:

jehovahhthickness:

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

Claiming it.

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

11:11am on the receipt.

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

That’s what I’m saying

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

Doesn’t hurt to try.

  1. Date Posted Icon 7th October 2017
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  1. Date Posted Icon 7th October 2017
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"After all, soul mates always end up together."
— Cecelia Ahern, Where Rainbows End / Love, Rosie
(via thelovejournals)
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hoplesslayoutss:

❁.˚ lockscreens by me ✧ *

• if you use it, please like or reblog.
• i don’t need credits but it will be nice if you give them to @TYLERFORR0 on twitter.
• don’t redistribute or claim as your own.
• requets are open!

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seimoneaugustus:

kaykonut:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

scumbagbestfriend:

I hope the lady that invented chocolate chip cookies got her pussy ate I love that bitch

but what if she was asexual and the act traumatized her so bad she wasn´t able to invent any more delicious cookies ?

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  1. Date Posted Icon 1st October 2017
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roxolotl:

me: oh man this song is really good, i should listen to more songs by the same artist

my brain: Absolutely not. you shall only listen to that one fucking song over and over again for like 6 hours.

me: Understandable have a great day

  1. Date Posted Icon 1st October 2017
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flokidog:

jennifer-lawrence-fishburne:

flight-freedom:

lordoftheinternet:

your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

what these are all true

  1. Date Posted Icon 1st October 2017
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