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"I wish I was drunk"

bitchface12345:

i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell

kobetyrant:

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

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cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

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writer-of-wrongs:

Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”

We. All. DIED.


I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.

madamateur:

trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like

image

where the fuck did the laptop go

malanga-coco:

satanic2chainz:

blackmatterr:

lmfao fuck!!!

omfg

LMFAO WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE GOING? omggg

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