Cuando más problemas hay es porque hacemos algo bien. De las veces locas, siempre cuando te pienso. 16. México
i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”
We. All. DIED.
I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.
trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like
where the fuck did the laptop go